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Does Santa come down the chimney?
When we have a blazing fire?
How does he get himself down there?
Is he hung on a wire?

Does he just stand on the rooftop?
Empty his sack down the hole.
Then Mummy and Daddy help out,
And keep the toys off the hot coal.

Why doesn’t he come to the back door?
It’s open on Christmas night.
He could make his life much easier,
He doesn’t seem very bright.

He leaves soot all over the carpet,
Footprints all over the hall.
Last year was even more clumsy
Left marks all over the wall.

This year I’ll be there to greet him,
Not let him dirty the floor.
Give him some wine and a mince pie
Tell him about the back door.


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